Daily Science Haiku - Why do we still call this thing a phone?

Everything you want
to do in a pocket-sized
packet of magic.

CES 2014: Phones morph into 'stun guns' and 'tricorders'

Incidentally, this has been an amazing day for science news. Here's just a few things I found in my feed this morning:

• American Bison back from the brink of extinction 
• West African Lions on the brink of extinction
• Sharks live much, much longer than we thought
• Elephant sharks evolve veeerrrrryyyyy slllloooowwwwllllyyyy
• Minnesota judge finds solar power more cost-efficient than natural gas
• Watch the launch of an ISS supply rocket
• NASA spots another potentially hazardous asteroid
• Actual image (not interpolation) of an exoplanet
• The mystery of the Feynman sprinkler
• Hunting wormholes in a Soviet-era science city
• Universe measured to 1% accuracy
• Hubble sees infant galaxies at edge of universe
• New form of spacecraft propulsion proposed for visit to Uranus

Whew!